Shoot 'Em Up

Uh, death by carrot? And that was in the first two minutes of the film! Then came an incredulous birthing amidst a storm of gunfire. C'mon Clive!

This was almost painful to watch. Just consider it as someone's trippy, shooter-game dream and it'll make the time pass. This played better as background noise as I was doing something else.

Wikipedia: "The film follows Smith (Clive Owen), a down-and-out squatter with both an extensive military background and a fondness for carrots, who wants nothing more than to be left alone. Smith finds himself embroiled in a complex political conspiracy once he aids a pregnant woman who is being chased by a hitman. He takes the baby and goes on the run with a prostitute (Monica Bellucci). The unlikely family is trailed by the intelligent and ruthless Hertz (played by Paul Giamatti) and his army of thugs."

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